Friday, September 23, 2011

Things My Mom says Part 2

1. Love is like a fly be ready to be swapped out of the sky
2. Eat your veggies or your butt will not blossom
3. Dont dance like those girls on MTV you will get herpes
4. Take the garbage out then you can talk to the garbage man about your career potentials
5. Dont tap your feet like your in a strip club

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