Sliconomics Lesson 1: The Lambert Model

Yes, face it we always have our gay moments. I just had mine last week. For Lambert this would mean kissing a male keyboardist during the AMA awards and allowing a dancer to faceplant his crotch. But, one must applaud his act of bravery, breaking through the glass ceiling that has in the past prevented gay and straight man alike from exploring their sexual desires foreplaying on the main stages of the entertainment business. Stephen Colberrrttt I am watching you….This is because 1,500 complaints later Lambert is off banking his cheque surrounded by his entourage of topless men. Why because as Madonna, Kate Perry and Lady AghAgh (sorry GAGA) found out, creeping out the audiences works. Lambert is cashing on American’s fascinations for the weird, the creepy and the damned ugly. Sssh don’t tell Paula Abdul. Not only has Lambert promoted his right to expression but has also gained the attention of the average American. Think of fat kids and Lambert flavored ice cream. Now that’s being smart don’t you think? Creating a unique brand that is not only revolutionary, but most likely to not be copied unless your Elton John or that Chinese guy from Star Trek. Lambert should deserve his own model. An Economic model since Lambert might already be dating a male underwear model. This model would clearly capture the historic day for all openly gay man in the entertainment industry and America’s odd attention factor which will be discussed later. The model should be called the new Lambert Model(Sorry was listening to Blink 182). Want to earn the top bucks and get on CBS. Well then study the Lambert Model and see how much male bondage equipment you need to become America’s Little Mr. Sunshine. One is able to see that as you increase your sexual creepiness on stage your income will also increase. Factoring in the amount of body parts flashed, the demographics of your support act, and the amount of alcohol and cocaine in your body, there will be subsequent increases that will lead your income to rise above the poverty line. This is simple Sliconomic logic the more you try to create a unique and viable product the more complaints and attention you will raise. The more complaint and attention you raise the more airtime you will receive on television. What does this result in; CHA CHING YOU BEEN SLICONOMICIZED!!!!